As Irregulars has gotten her hands on the PP Profiling Book recently, she has kindly translated all of the profiles for each character in the book. As always, sharing is caring, so here’re the translations for the profiles of Kougami, Akane, Ginoza, Masaoka, Kagari, Yayoi, Shion, Sasayama, Makishima and Touma.
Note: As far as I know, intothedust has translated the profiles for Ginoza, Masaoka and Kougami and nobuchikaginoza has for Makishima. You may also want to check out their versions.
A message from Irregulars: I did say I want to translate the PP Drama CD/novel but I have no intention to reserve them for my own translation. As I have my hands full with real life’s work lately, if anyone wants to translate them, please feel free to.
Cities shutting down the subway and refusing to lower bridges when potholes get too bad and nothing is done about them because hey that hurts and someone needs to fix it.
Cities opening old abandoned subway stations and venting hot air above ground during the winter for the homeless population.
Sidewalk blocks standing up to protect protesters from the police.
Everyone feels safe running in the park at night because everyone knows one story about a guy who tried to mug/rape/attack someone and was dragged off by tree roots
Subway stairs rolling themselves up and refusing to let anyone into the tunnels so that management is forced to listen striking train drivers.
One weekend every summer the entire city is covered in chalk drawings the residents create as a thank you to the city that protects and cares for them so well. For weeks afterwards the sidewalks are covered in faint chalk marks until the next rain washes it all away.
Each spring the city does it’s own spring cleaning, rain storms and strong winds sweeping the garbage out of alley ways and into piles for the garbage workers to come and collect.
CITIES THAT ARE SELF AWARE FRIENDS
Cities that murder pigeons who poop/roost on certain buildings
Cities whose sentience comes from earth spirits who try to retake the city by using tree roots and rain
Asshole cities that heave the asphalt to create gridlock
Cities that alert the police or fire station or ambulance when something goes wrong
Cities that say, “Fuck it” and turn off the electrical power for a day (except in the hospitals)
Cities that fight pollution and trash problems by shutting the doors of the city hall until lawmakers promise to fix the problem
Cities that possess people so that the city’s sentience can have an actual voice … or a city that reworks the road lines to express its views, creating widespread chaos
Cities collapsing tunnels and subway lines because otherwise the entire city over the tunnel would have caved in
Cities that freeze water in certain areas to create pretty ice sculptures
headcanon where sirius is constantly asking remus to marry him like when remus gives in and checks over his potions essay or something “oh moony you’re the best marry me” and when they start dating its “moony you look so hot in that cardigan marry me” and when they’re in the order and everything seems hopeless and dark its “moony if we make it out of this alive you’ll have to marry me”
and then sirius goes to azkaban and for twelve long years remus doesn’t hears those words
when he comes home remus says “well lets set the date, personally i’m partial to autumn but i know you’ll probably prefer summer” and sirius looks up at him with a confused look and remus says “for our wedding, idiot”
sirius’s face lights up and for a moment, it looks like he’d never seen azkaban at all